Dos Equis man

I don't always talk about politics BUT WHEN I DO, i act like I know what I'm talking about

I don't always talk about politics BUT WHEN I DO, i act like I know what I'm talking about    Dos Equis man

Here is the plan my friend: We're going to double the beta blocker and turn off the blood pressure monitor

Here is the plan my friend: We're going to double the beta blocker and turn off the blood pressure monitor  Dos Equis man

I'm not always a condescending prick But when I am, it's to console gamers

I'm not always a condescending prick But when I am, it's to console gamers  Dos Equis man

I don't always read self posts But when I do, I skip the text and read the top comment first

I don't always read self posts But when I do, I skip the text and read the top comment first  Dos Equis man

I don't always make good posts But when I do, it involves fat chicks

I don't always make good posts But when I do, it involves fat chicks  Dos Equis man

i dont always try to reverse prank people cause when i do, it always seems to come back and bite me in the ass!

i dont always try to reverse prank people cause when i do, it always seems to come back and bite me in the ass!  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always try for ain but when i do, I go for mish-ain

I'm don't always try for ain but when i do, I go for mish-ain  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat scones at work but when i do, i half of them on my fucking shirt

I don't always eat scones at work but when i do, i half of them on my fucking shirt  Dos Equis man

I don't always have storms, but when i do they come on strong.

I don't always have storms, but when i do they come on strong.  Dos Equis man

I don't always visit /r/jailbait but when i do, it's because Anderson Cooper told be to

I don't always visit /r/jailbait but when i do, it's because Anderson Cooper told be to  Dos Equis man
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