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I don't always go to happy hour But when I do it's with my co-workers at El Carmen

I don't always go to happy hour But when I do it's with my co-workers at El Carmen  Dos Equis man

My name is Gordo. I am the most boring person in the world except for Rory.

My name is Gordo. I am the most boring person in the world except for Rory.  Dos Equis man

I don't always steal peoples' food but when i do i make sure that no one will believe them

I don't always steal peoples' food but when i do i make sure that no one will believe them  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always use my twitter but when i do, it's to beg for beta keys

I'm don't always use my twitter but when i do, it's to beg for beta keys  Dos Equis man

I don't always do my homework in advance but when i do, I act smug about it

I don't always do my homework in advance but when i do, I act smug about it  Dos Equis man

I dont always care about 9/11... But when I do, it's because it's 9/11

I dont always care about 9/11... But when I do, it's because it's 9/11  Dos Equis man

Eu nem sempre vou a mae do noddy mas quando vou nao espero

Eu nem sempre vou a mae do noddy mas quando vou nao espero  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always Turn 20, but when i do,My name's Pat Sheehan.

I'm don't always Turn 20, but when i do,My name's Pat Sheehan.  Dos Equis man

I don't always use Internet explorer but when i do, it's only because nothing else works

I don't always use Internet explorer but when i do, it's only because nothing else works  Dos Equis man

I don't always use these bathrooms but when i do, I flush. Please Flush responsibly

I don't always use these bathrooms but when i do, I flush.
Please Flush responsibly  Dos Equis man
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