Dos Equis man

I don't always facebook hack but when I do, I facebook hack hard.

I don't always facebook hack  but when I do, I facebook hack hard.  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat donuts But when I do, they are custard filled. Stay chubby, my friends.

I don't always eat donuts But when I do,                                 they are custard filled.
Stay chubby, my friends.  Dos Equis man

I don't always meet people, but when I do It's crazy

I don't always meet people, but when I do It's crazy  Dos Equis man

I don't always record my songs But when they need to sound danky, I prefer the sound lair

I don't always record my songs But when they need to sound danky, I prefer the sound lair  Dos Equis man

I don't always think I'm an atheist But when I do, I've been on Reddit all day

I don't always think I'm an atheist But when I do, I've been on Reddit all day  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS SHIT IN PUBLIC BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AN EMERGENCY

I DON'T ALWAYS SHIT IN PUBLIC   BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AN EMERGENCY  Dos Equis man

I dont always drink, But when I do, I prefer to blow up citronella candles

I dont always drink,  But when I do, I prefer to blow up citronella candles  Dos Equis man

I dont always start inter office fights But when i do i make fun of the short guy

I dont always start inter office fights But when i do i make fun of the short guy  Dos Equis man

I don't always micro-manage But when I do, I say things like "assurance" and "who's they?"

I don't always micro-manage But when I do, I say things like

I don't often have sex with your mom But when I do, i yell out your sister's name

I don't often have sex with your mom But when I do, i yell out your sister's name  Dos Equis man
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