Dos Equis man

I'm don't always swear off drinking...

I'm don't always swear off drinking...   Dos Equis man

I don't always fart in public but when i do, I let people know it was me.

I don't always fart in public but when i do, I let people know it was me.  Dos Equis man

I don't always use my personal twitter handle during demos... But when I do, I have bad gas.

I don't always use my personal twitter handle during demos... But when I do, I have bad gas.  Dos Equis man

I don't always participate in corporate crime But when I do, I post it on facebook

I don't always participate in corporate crime But when I do, I post it on facebook  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink coffee at 3:00 in the morning But when I do, it's finals week

I don't always drink coffee at 3:00 in the morning But when I do, it's finals week  Dos Equis man

I don't always flash a gun but when I do, I flash it to FBI agents

I don't always flash a gun but when I do, I flash it to FBI agents  Dos Equis man

I don't always smoke marijuana But when I do, Newt Gingrich gives me the death penalty

I don't always smoke marijuana But when I do, Newt Gingrich gives me the death penalty  Dos Equis man

I don't always pledge a fraternity... but when i do , It's Kappa Sigma

I don't always pledge  a fraternity...
  but when i do , It's Kappa Sigma  Dos Equis man

i don't always write papers on a thursday night but when i do, i listen to house bangers to make it more bearable

i don't always write papers on a thursday night but when i do, i listen to house bangers to make it more bearable  Dos Equis man

I don't always run But when I do, it's after i've had Taco Bell

I don't always run But when I do, it's after i've had Taco Bell  Dos Equis man
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