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I dont always smile.. But when I do, it's because i banged your sister

I dont always smile.. But when I do, it's because i banged your sister  Dos Equis man

I dont always understand Schleiermacher... but when I do, its because the professor explains it!

I dont always understand Schleiermacher... but when I do, its because the professor explains it!  Dos Equis man

I don't always masturbate oh wait, yes I do

I don't always masturbate oh wait, yes I do  Dos Equis man

I don't always Get to watch the green packers getting their ass beat at home BUT WHEN I DO, I'M sure it will be by the San Francisco 49ers

I don't always Get to watch the green packers getting their ass beat at home BUT WHEN I DO, I'M sure it will be by the San Francisco 49ers  Dos Equis man

I don't always do my homework I never do my homework

I don't always do my homework I never do my homework  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch the oilers BUT WHEN I DO, it makes me want to drink

I don't always watch the oilers BUT WHEN I DO, it makes me want to drink  Dos Equis man

I dont always write stored procedures But when I do, I hardcode everything

I dont always write stored procedures But when I do, I hardcode everything  Dos Equis man

I'm not always open canned beans But when I do, I make sure to cut my hand on the side when scraping the bottom

I'm not always open canned beans  But when I do, I make sure to cut my hand on the side when scraping the bottom   Dos Equis man

i don't always get blackout drunk but when i do, i wake up to $700's worth of foster the people tickets

i don't always get blackout drunk but when i do, i wake up to $700's worth of foster the people tickets  Dos Equis man

Jic doesn't always pursue but when he does, he wins

Jic doesn't always pursue but when he does, he wins  Dos Equis man
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