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I don't always get with girls But when I do i don't have consent

I don't always get with girls But when I do i don't have consent  Dos Equis man

I don't always show houses... but when I do, I karate chop everyone inside of them

I don't always show houses... but when I do, I karate chop everyone inside of them  Dos Equis man

i don't always drive across town to Bean Traders but when i do, it's after drinking the crappy coffee at work

i don't always drive across town to Bean Traders but when i do, it's after drinking the crappy coffee at work  Dos Equis man

I don't always make threads but when I do, they're here

I don't always make threads but when I do, they're here  Dos Equis man

I don't always jakka jan. but when i do, it's with gitah

I don't always jakka jan. but when i do, it's with gitah  Dos Equis man

I dont always shave. but when i do its only because my crotch looks like osama.

I dont always shave. but when i do its only because my crotch looks like osama.  Dos Equis man

I don't always talk to UF grads but when i do I say "make it a large"

I don't always talk to UF grads but when i do  I say

I don't always talk at work but when I do, it's usually hilarious and @Rhymestyle tweets it afterwards

I don't always talk at work but when I do, it's usually hilarious and @Rhymestyle tweets it afterwards  Dos Equis man

I dont always smoke darts but Brett Leggett does!

I dont always smoke darts but Brett Leggett does!  Dos Equis man

I don't always hold in my dabs but when I do it's 24k extractions

I don't always hold in my dabs but when I do it's 24k extractions  Dos Equis man
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