Dos Equis man

I don't always rape but when i do get the fuck in the van

I don't always rape
but when i do get the fuck in the van  Dos Equis man

I don't approve of late hits... Except the one Roman Harper Gave to Steve Smith

I don't approve of late hits... Except the one Roman Harper Gave to Steve Smith  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS throw up But when I do, it's violent and disgusting

I DON'T ALWAYS throw up But when I do, it's violent and disgusting  Dos Equis man

I don't always get bro deals on motorcycles But when I do on the best bike in existence, I sell it immediately.

I don't always get bro deals on motorcycles But when I do on the best bike in existence, I sell it immediately.  Dos Equis man

I'm not always late for work But when I am, I get every single red light

I'm not always late for work But when I am, I get every single red light  Dos Equis man

I don't always log in to yahoo mail But when I do, it's because i didn't want to register my real email address

I don't always log in to yahoo mail But when I do, it's because i didn't want to register my real email address  Dos Equis man

I don't always have paper But when I do it flakes

I don't always have paper But when I do it flakes  Dos Equis man

He once delivered a baby Lion cub

He once delivered a baby Lion cub  Dos Equis man

I don't always say happy birthday on facebook But when I do, it doesn't necessarily mean i give a shit about you

I don't always say happy birthday on facebook But when I do, it doesn't necessarily mean i give a shit about you  Dos Equis man

I may not always be free to talk... But my cell plan should be

I may not always be free to talk... But my cell plan should be  Dos Equis man
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