Dos Equis man

i don't always take steroids but when i do, i choose to wear my sunglasses, put my rosaries on, and flex in front of the bathroom mirror

i don't always take steroids but when i do, i choose to wear my sunglasses, put my rosaries on, and flex in front of the bathroom mirror  Dos Equis man

I don't always tell people what state I'm from But when I do, they want to see my green card

I don't always tell people what state  I'm from  But when I do, they want to see my green card  Dos Equis man

I don't always feel like a champion BUT WHEN I DO, I'm playing matball with the class of 1997

I don't always feel like a champion BUT WHEN I DO, I'm playing matball with the class of 1997  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink 6 beers before rehearsal BUT WHEN I DO, it's dos equis

I don't always drink 6 beers before rehearsal BUT WHEN I DO, it's dos equis  Dos Equis man

i dont always count cells But when I do, I fucking do it right

i dont always count cells But when I do, I fucking do it right  Dos Equis man

You never get a second chance.. To make a first impression

You never get a second chance.. To make a first impression  Dos Equis man

I don't always masturbate But when I do, I prefer to think of Danelle

I don't always masturbate But when I do, I prefer to think of Danelle  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS CRAP AT WORK BUT WHEN I DO I USE THE OTHER BUILDING

I DON'T ALWAYS CRAP AT WORK BUT WHEN I DO I USE THE OTHER BUILDING  Dos Equis man

I don't always beat women But when I do, it's in Words with Friends

I don't always beat women But when I do, it's in Words with Friends  Dos Equis man

I don't always listen to music But when I do, I prefer Timon and Pumba sing-along songs

I don't always listen to music But when I do, I prefer Timon and Pumba sing-along songs  Dos Equis man
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