Dos Equis man

I don't always spur 'em down but when i do it's for 90

I don't always spur 'em down but when i do it's for 90   Dos Equis man

I don't usually double down on failure But when I do, I vote Obama. Stay jobless, my friends

I don't usually double down on failure But when I do, I vote Obama. Stay jobless, my friends  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink cups of water BUT WHEN I DO, i chug it all at once

I don't always drink cups of water BUT WHEN I DO, i chug it all at once  Dos Equis man

I dont always get screwed by sequestration but when I do, the thunderbirds wont be flying at graduation

I dont always get screwed by sequestration but when I do, the thunderbirds wont be flying at graduation  Dos Equis man

i don't always upvote posts but when I do, it's because I commented on it and want my own post to get more upvotes

i don't always upvote posts but when I do, it's because I commented on it and want my own post to get more upvotes  Dos Equis man

Here is the plan my friend: Double the beta blocker and don't check the blood pressure

Here is the plan my friend: Double the beta 
blocker and don't 
check the blood pressure  Dos Equis man

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Danny joe, because he is one funny Bastard

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Danny joe, because he is one funny Bastard  Dos Equis man

I don't always NAT But when I do, I Double-NAT

I don't always NAT But when I do, I Double-NAT  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always listen to Lil Wayne but when i do, I rap over him.

I'm don't always listen to Lil Wayne but when i do, I rap over him.  Dos Equis man

I don't always write bugs but when i do, they're low severity once-text

I don't always write bugs but when i do, they're low severity once-text  Dos Equis man
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