Dos Equis man

I don't always post epic videos But when I do, I prefer they redefine "epic"

I don't always post epic videos But when I do, I prefer they redefine

I don't always have a mental breakdown when someone close to me dies But when I do, I pray for their rotting cadaver to come back to life

I don't always have a mental breakdown when someone close to me dies But when I do, I pray for their rotting cadaver to come back to life  Dos Equis man

Stay thirsty my friends (for jesus)

Stay thirsty my friends (for jesus)  Dos Equis man

I don't always pass 18 wheelers on the highway But when I do, I make sure I'm doing at least 100 mph

I don't always pass 18 wheelers on the highway But when I do, I make sure I'm doing at least 100 mph  Dos Equis man

I don't always read /r/politics but when i do, I think that America is a fucked-up place

I don't always read /r/politics but when i do, I think that America is a fucked-up place  Dos Equis man

i don't always play matches but when i do we lose and i bottom frag

i don't always play matches but when i do we lose and i bottom frag  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always root for a rapist but when i do, it's because he's on my fantasy team

I'm don't always root for a rapist but when i do, it's because he's on my fantasy team  Dos Equis man

I don't always argue with erica online But when I do, I win. oh burn

I don't always argue with erica online But when I do, I win. oh burn  Dos Equis man

I DON'T NORMALLY CLICK 'UNFOLLOW' But when I do, it's because you're a complete, utter, fucking moron.

I DON'T NORMALLY CLICK 'UNFOLLOW' But when I do, it's because you're a complete, utter, fucking moron.  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat BBQ. But when I do, It's the Best Of Times BBQ. Stay hungry my friends.

I don't always eat BBQ. But when I do, It's the Best Of Times BBQ. Stay hungry my friends.  Dos Equis man
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