Dos Equis man

I don't always do my homework but when i do, I double-space

I don't always do my homework but when i do, I double-space  Dos Equis man

I Don't always rush fraternities But when I do, I rush sigma chi.

I Don't always rush fraternities But when I do, I rush sigma chi.   Dos Equis man

I don't always use unsafe weapons But when i do, I burn them and make a better one.

I don't always use unsafe weapons But when i do, I burn them and make a better one.  Dos Equis man

I don't always like ut memes but when i do, it's because my friend posted it

I don't always like ut memes but when i do, it's because my friend posted it  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis

I don't always drink beer  But when I do,
 I prefer Dos Equis  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch hockey But when I do, the Bruins are winning titles!

I don't always watch hockey But when I do, the Bruins are winning titles!  Dos Equis man

I don't always buy a keg But when I do, it's because i want people to get destroyed

I don't always buy a keg But when I do, it's because i want people to get destroyed  Dos Equis man

I don't always spend $50 on Halloween Candy for little children but when I do… zero trick or treaters come to my door.

I don't always spend $50 on Halloween Candy for little children but when I do… zero trick or treaters come to my door.  Dos Equis man

I don't always get random phone calls in the middle of the night but when i do, it's my drunk bitter ex belittling me

I don't always get random phone calls in the middle of the night but when i do, it's my drunk bitter ex belittling me  Dos Equis man

I don't always buy a tube of cookie dough But when I do, I eat the entire thing raw

I don't always buy a tube of cookie dough But when I do, I eat the entire thing raw  Dos Equis man
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