Dos Equis man

I don't always lock my car But when I do, I'm in Detroit

I don't always lock my car But when I do, I'm in Detroit  Dos Equis man

I don't always experience bugs with Transmit but when I do, it's this sporadic permissions problem

I don't always experience bugs with Transmit but when I do, it's this sporadic permissions problem  Dos Equis man

I don't always get a surprise pizza delivery BUT WHEN I DO, it's from my fiancee' who is in another state

I don't always get a surprise pizza delivery BUT WHEN I DO, it's from my fiancee' who is in another state  Dos Equis man

I don't always make out at spring fling But when I do, it's after three smiling pills of X

I don't always make out at spring fling But when I do, it's after three smiling pills of X  Dos Equis man

I don't always leave money on the ground But when I do, I prefer to do it on Fridays outside Delta Upsilon

I don't always leave money on the ground But when I do, I prefer to do it on Fridays outside Delta Upsilon  Dos Equis man

Sarge you must now Remove Crespi from the retard list. TJ? Hes gotta stay :-(

Sarge you must now Remove Crespi from the retard list. TJ? Hes gotta stay :-(  Dos Equis man

I normally don't hate people. But when I do, its Glenn Beck.

I normally don't hate people. But when I do, its Glenn Beck.  Dos Equis man

I'm not always belligerently drunk, But when I am, I'm THAT guy.

I'm not always belligerently drunk, But when I am, I'm THAT guy.   Dos Equis man

I don't always eat, but when i do, my wife is in the kitchen making me a sammich.

I don't always eat, but when i do, my wife is in the kitchen making me a sammich.  Dos Equis man

I don't always collect limited edition baseball cards But when i do, I stick fish in my eardrums and join the priestood.

I don't always collect limited edition baseball cards But when i do, I stick fish in my eardrums and join the priestood.  Dos Equis man
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