Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS CHOKE ON VOMIT BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER MY OWN

I DON'T ALWAYS CHOKE ON  VOMIT BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER MY OWN  Dos Equis man

I don't always get regular exercise but when i do, i wear a man thong

I don't always get regular exercise but when i do, i wear a man thong  Dos Equis man

I don't always Eat pizza after midnight But when I do its totinos

I don't always Eat pizza after midnight But when I do its totinos  Dos Equis man

I dont always give advice on love But when I do, its to Daniel Bartrum

I dont always give advice on love But when I do, its to Daniel Bartrum  Dos Equis man

I'm not always a condescending prick But when a 6yo draws a better train than me, I have no choice.

I'm not always a condescending prick But when a 6yo draws a better train than me, I have no choice.  Dos Equis man

I don't always accidenty the whole urinal cake but when i do, I use an action verb.

I don't always accidenty the whole urinal cake but when i do, 
I use an action verb.   Dos Equis man

I'm don't always do big standies but when i do, i make sure i'm wearing a wolfgang coleman mask

I'm don't always do big standies but when i do, i make sure i'm wearing a wolfgang coleman mask  Dos Equis man

I don't always brag about my girlfriend on facebook but when i do, it's because I came home to a hot meal and a BJ

I don't always brag about my girlfriend on facebook but when i do, it's because I came home to a hot meal and a BJ  Dos Equis man

I dont always hit a car but when i do, I total them

I dont always hit a car but when i do, I total them  Dos Equis man

I don't always vote Republican, but when I do I vote for Al Schmidt.

I don't always vote Republican, but when I do I vote for 
Al Schmidt.  Dos Equis man
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