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I'm don't always black out (only 50/50) But when I do, I kill somebody.

I'm don't always black out (only 50/50) But when I do, I kill somebody.  Dos Equis man

I rarely need advice on how to get Laid. But when I do, I always go to Chris Biscan. Stay Frivolous my friends

I rarely need advice on how to get Laid. But when I do, I always go to Chris Biscan.

Stay Frivolous my friends   Dos Equis man

I don't always go to Berkeley reunions But when I do they're in SODA HALL

I don't always go to Berkeley reunions But when I do they're in SODA HALL  Dos Equis man

I don't always use wifi But when I do, I'm mooching it off my neighbors

I don't always use wifi But when I do, I'm mooching it off my neighbors  Dos Equis man

I dont always fap but when i saw dat ass fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

I dont always fap but when i saw dat ass fap  fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap   Dos Equis man

i dont always get laid but when i do i prefer that im drunk

i dont always get laid but when i do i prefer that im drunk  Dos Equis man

I don't always rely on my buddies but when I do, they don't show up to my place

I don't always rely on my buddies but when I do, they don't show up to my place
  Dos Equis man

I Usually Don't pick up girls But when I do, I pick up them and their mothers too

I Usually Don't pick up girls But when I do, I pick up them and their mothers too  Dos Equis man

I don't always carry the cups upstairs But when I do...

I don't always carry the cups upstairs But when I do...  Dos Equis man

I don't always downvote a link without clicking it But when I do, it has [FIXED] tacked onto the end of it.

I don't always downvote a link without clicking it But when I do, it has [FIXED] tacked onto the end of it.  Dos Equis man
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