Dos Equis man

I don't always dive off the stage but when i do, i hit young girls in the face, breaking their nose

I don't always dive off the stage but when i do, i hit young girls in the face, breaking their nose  Dos Equis man

I'm not always in earthquakes BUT WHEN I am, I make damn sure everyone on facebook knows about it

I'm not always in earthquakes BUT WHEN I am, I make damn sure everyone on facebook knows about it  Dos Equis man

I dont always tweet but when i do, churp churp motherfucker.

I dont always tweet but when i do, churp churp motherfucker.  Dos Equis man

i dont always get arrested for soliciting prostitutes but when i do, i change age and race

i dont always get arrested for soliciting prostitutes but when i do, i change age and race  Dos Equis man

I don't always try a higher speed/incline when running on treadmill BUT WHEN I DO, I feel awesome for the rest of the day

I don't always try a higher speed/incline when running on treadmill BUT WHEN I DO, I feel awesome for the rest of the day  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch the NBA But when I do, the Lakers are losing

I don't always watch the NBA But when I do, the Lakers are losing  Dos Equis man

I don't always beg But when I do, I insist Your parents stay married

I don't always beg But when I do, I insist Your parents stay married   Dos Equis man

I dont always drink Dos Equis but when I do I'm sitting on the couch watching TV in my underwear

I dont always drink Dos Equis but when I do I'm sitting on the couch watching TV in my underwear  Dos Equis man

I don't always make fun of goalies But when I do, I LMMFAO at Roberto louongo

I don't always make fun of goalies But when I do, I LMMFAO at Roberto louongo  Dos Equis man

I don't always date men But when I do, I prefer ones with immature friends.

I don't always date men But when I do, I prefer ones with immature friends.   Dos Equis man
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