Dos Equis man

I don't always have sex but when i do, I'm usually too drunk to finish

I don't always have sex but when i do, I'm usually too drunk to finish  Dos Equis man

I dont always have sex with barn animals but when i do jim condos is usually around

I dont always have sex with barn animals but when i do jim condos is usually around  Dos Equis man

I don't always get sick But when I do, it is around the holidays

I don't always get sick But when I do, it is around the holidays  Dos Equis man

I don't always bake a cake for work But when I do, it looks like a melted muppet

I don't always bake a cake for work But when I do, it looks like a melted muppet  Dos Equis man

i don't always ingest hallucinogenic drugs but when i do, unnecessarily weird shit happens every single time

i don't always ingest hallucinogenic drugs but when i do, unnecessarily weird shit happens every single time
  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat meat but when I do, I jive strive stay alive

I don't always eat meat but when I do, I jive strive stay alive  Dos Equis man

MY TONGUE DOESN'T ALWAYS SLITHER IN THE MUD... BUT WHEN IT DOES, A CARNIVAL GROWS

MY TONGUE DOESN'T ALWAYS SLITHER IN THE MUD... BUT WHEN IT DOES, A CARNIVAL GROWS  Dos Equis man

I don't always make the duck face BUT WHEN I DO, I'M DRUNK, AND IT'S EMBARRASSING.

I don't always make the duck face BUT WHEN I DO, I'M DRUNK, AND IT'S EMBARRASSING.  Dos Equis man

My stomach doesn't always growl like an angry dinosaur but when it does, i'm in a completely silent room taking a final

My stomach doesn't always growl like an angry dinosaur but when it does, i'm in a completely silent room taking a final  Dos Equis man

I don't always take taxis But when I do, I take them from jfk to Los Angeles

I don't always take taxis But when I do, I take them from jfk to Los Angeles  Dos Equis man
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