Dos Equis man

I don't always meet racists But when I do, they're always republicans

I don't always meet racists But when I do, they're always republicans  Dos Equis man

i don't always bike to work But when I do, it's 100 degrees outside

i don't always bike to work But when I do, it's 100 degrees outside  Dos Equis man

I don't always masterbate but when i do, it's usually to a picture of myself

I don't always masterbate but when i do, it's usually to a picture of myself  Dos Equis man

I don't Always test my code, but when I do, I test it in Production.

I don't Always test my code, but when I do, I test it in Production.  Dos Equis man

I don't always talk to CU grads But when I do I ask for large Fries

I don't always talk to CU grads But when I do I ask for large Fries  Dos Equis man

I don't always lick pussy But when I do, I make sure to avoid the brown eye with my tongue.

I don't always lick pussy  But when I do, I make sure to avoid the brown eye with my tongue.  Dos Equis man

i don't always play fantasy football But when I do, I kick ass.

i don't always play fantasy football But when I do, I kick ass.  Dos Equis man

I don't always vote obama but once you vote barack, you never go back, dos x x

I don't always vote obama but once you vote barack, you never go back, dos x x 

  Dos Equis man

I don't always workout.. But when I do, I ask scooby

I don't always workout.. But when I do, I ask scooby  Dos Equis man

i don't always call mike a douche but when i do its because he sounds like a girl when he pees

i don't always call mike a douche but when i do its because he sounds like a girl when he pees  Dos Equis man
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