Dos Equis man

I don't always fart at work But when I do I crop dust your cubicle.

I don't always fart at work But when I do I crop dust your cubicle.  Dos Equis man

I don't always quote rush limbaugh in the opening of my papers But when I do, it is clearly pointing out how fucking stupid and false the shit that comes out of his mouth is

I don't always quote rush limbaugh in the opening of my papers But when I do, it is clearly pointing out how fucking stupid and false the shit that comes out of his mouth is  Dos Equis man

I don't always beat the Spurs Actually, I do.

I don't always beat the Spurs Actually, I do.  Dos Equis man

I'm not always the #1 awper in the division BUT THIS SEASON i SURE AM , good luck queers

I'm not always the #1 awper in the division BUT THIS SEASON i SURE AM , good  luck queers  Dos Equis man

I don't always test my code But when I do, I test it in production. Stay on-call my friend

I don't always test my code But when I do, I test it in production.
Stay on-call my friend  Dos Equis man

I don't always make a meme birthday card But when I do, I can't think of anything clever

I don't always make a meme birthday card But when I do, I can't think of anything clever  Dos Equis man

I don't always have an order with implied edge But when I do, I fuck you on the delta

I don't always have an order with implied edge But when I do, I fuck you on the delta  Dos Equis man

I Don't always slap bitches, But when I do, It's with my penis.

I Don't always slap bitches, But when I do, It's with my penis.  Dos Equis man

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic  Dos Equis man

i'm not always on the computer But when i am, its to look at the mylittlepony subreddit

i'm not always on the computer But when i am, its to look at the mylittlepony subreddit  Dos Equis man
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