Dos Equis man

I don't always make april fools jokes BUT WHEN I DO, i change my relationship status to "engaged"

I don't always make april fools jokes BUT WHEN I DO, i change my relationship status to

I don't always mandate healthcare But when I do it's upheld by the Supreme Court

I don't always mandate healthcare But when I do it's upheld by the Supreme Court  Dos Equis man

I don't always agree with President Obama BUT WHEN I think of the possible alternative, Mitt Romney, I want to move back to Mexico!

I don't always agree with President Obama BUT WHEN I think of the possible alternative, Mitt Romney, I want to move back to Mexico!  Dos Equis man

I don't alway go see live music But when I do, I Prefer SMACK DADDY!

I don't alway go see live music But when I do, I Prefer SMACK DADDY!  Dos Equis man

I don't always discuss a statutory issue But when I do, I always cite the statutory language

I don't always discuss a statutory issue But when I do, I always cite the statutory language  Dos Equis man

I don't always vote for ASB Assemblies Director But when I do, I vote Daniel Yi

I don't always vote for ASB Assemblies Director But when I do, I vote Daniel Yi  Dos Equis man

I am the life of parties I have never attended. Stay thirsty my friends!

I am the life of parties I have never attended. Stay thirsty my friends!  Dos Equis man

I dont always burn bridges But when I do, they light the way.

I dont always burn bridges But when I do, they light the way.  Dos Equis man

I Don't Always have tests in Behavioral ecology But when I do, its on 4 of the 180 study questions

I Don't Always have tests in Behavioral ecology But when I do, its on 4 of the 180 study questions  Dos Equis man

I don't always belch like a trucker But when I do, I'm 8 weeks pregnant.

I don't always 
belch like a trucker But when I do,
I'm 8 weeks pregnant.  Dos Equis man
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