Dos Equis man

I don't always drive home cross-faded as jesus But when I do, I stop at In N Out first

I don't always drive home cross-faded as jesus But when I do, I stop at In N Out first  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS GET PUSSY WHIPPED BUT WHEN I DO, I STOP HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS

I DON'T ALWAYS GET PUSSY WHIPPED BUT WHEN I DO, I STOP HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS  Dos Equis man

I dont usually pay for sex but i guess this is vegas

I dont usually pay for sex but i guess this is vegas  Dos Equis man

I don't always work from home but when I do, i make sure I'm fucking baked

I don't always work from home but when I do, i make sure I'm fucking baked  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer But when Samantha graduates, I prefer to.

I don't always drink beer But when Samantha graduates, I prefer to.  Dos Equis man

I normaly don't call people snakes but Edan is a fucking snake for going back to Jen

I normaly don't call people snakes  but Edan is a fucking snake for going back to Jen  Dos Equis man

I don't always post in a famous persons IAMA But when I do, they have already stopped answering questions.

I don't always post in a famous persons IAMA But when I do, they have already stopped answering questions.  Dos Equis man

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Gene, because he is one funny Bastard

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up  Gene, because he is one funny Bastard  Dos Equis man

I don't always share memes But when i do I make sure they involve cocaine

I don't always share memes But when i do
I make sure they involve cocaine  Dos Equis man

I don't always take naps But when I do, it's to recover from Aunchies

I don't always take naps  But when I do, it's to recover from Aunchies  Dos Equis man
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