Dos Equis man

I don't always listen to good music But when I do, I listen to Umphrey's McGee

I don't always listen to good music But when I do, I listen to Umphrey's McGee  Dos Equis man

I don't always take out the recycling But when i do i look like a raging alcoholic

I don't always take out the recycling But when i do i look like a raging alcoholic  Dos Equis man

I DON'ALWAYS GET TATTOOS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE AWESOME

I DON'ALWAYS GET TATTOOS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE AWESOME  Dos Equis man

I dont always listen to metallica But when I do, nothing else matters

I dont always listen to metallica But when I do, nothing else matters  Dos Equis man

I don't always post links BUT WHEN I DO, i take an ungodly amount of time thinking of a title

I don't always post links BUT WHEN I DO, i take an ungodly amount of time thinking of a title  Dos Equis man

I don't always dos equis But when I do, I prefer to puke it up afterwards cause its nasty

I don't always dos equis But when I do, I prefer to puke it up afterwards cause its nasty  Dos Equis man

I went home with the waitress The way I always do.

I went home with the waitress The way I always do.  Dos Equis man

I'm not always adopted, but when I am, I have a primal wound

I'm not always adopted, but when I am, I have a primal wound  Dos Equis man

I don't always complain about restaurant service But when I do, I prefer to complain to the manager.

I don't always complain about restaurant service But when I do, I prefer to complain to the manager.  Dos Equis man

I don't always feel sick from Youtube But when I do, it's from some crazy shit Epic Mealtime cooked

I don't always feel sick from Youtube But when I do, it's from some crazy shit Epic Mealtime cooked  Dos Equis man
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