Dos Equis man

I don't always kill Colossi... but when i do, I feel bad after.

I don't always kill Colossi... but when i do, I feel bad after.  Dos Equis man

I don't always suck dick But when I do, i like him to cum on my face

I don't always suck dick But when I do, i like him to cum on my face  Dos Equis man

I don't always study but when i do its at homer

I don't always study but when i do its at homer  Dos Equis man

I don't always fart in public But when I do, I lean this way

I don't always fart in public But when I do, I lean this way  Dos Equis man

I don't always buy a bagel from jazzman's. . . .but when i do, i stand there waiting for 10 minutes

I don't always buy a bagel from jazzman's. . . .but when i do, i stand there waiting for 10 minutes  Dos Equis man

I don't always talk to ohio state graduates But when I do, i ask for large fries

I don't always talk to ohio state graduates But when I do, i ask for large fries  Dos Equis man

If I had to pick one loser It would be Tony Romo

If I had to pick one loser It would be Tony Romo   Dos Equis man

I don't always think i'm the best Especially when Juan is around.

I don't always think i'm the best Especially when Juan is around.  Dos Equis man

I don't always win Final 4 tickets But when I do, some GDI threatens to burn down Greek row

I don't always win Final 4 tickets But when I do, some GDI threatens to burn down Greek row  Dos Equis man

I don't always smoke cigars But when I do, I inhale

I don't always smoke cigars But when I do, I inhale  Dos Equis man
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