Dos Equis man

I don't always spell out "United States of America" But when I do, it's because I'm trying to increase my word count for a paper.

I don't always spell out

I don't always drink beer But when I do I bang fat chicks!

I don't always drink beer But when I do I bang fat chicks!  Dos Equis man

I Don't Usually Talk To Michigan Grads But when I do, I order Large fries

I Don't Usually Talk To Michigan Grads  But when I do, I order Large fries  Dos Equis man

I don't always vote for SGA executives But when I do, I vote for SKM. Join the Team.

I don't always vote for SGA executives But when I do, I vote for SKM. Join the Team.  Dos Equis man

I don't always smoke weed But when I do, its always some one elses

I don't always smoke weed But when I do, its always some one elses  Dos Equis man

I don't always have paper But when I do, it's locals on both sides

I don't always have paper But when I do, it's locals on both sides  Dos Equis man

I don't always read reddit comments, But when I do, It's to find the video source of your shitty gif.

I don't always read reddit comments, But when I do, It's to find the video source of your shitty gif.   Dos Equis man

I don't always hit women or say "nigger". but when i do, it's because i'm attacked on public transport.

I don't always hit women or say

I don't always pour beer on byu fans but when i do, I pour dos equis

I don't always pour beer on byu fans but when i do, I pour dos equis  Dos Equis man

I don't always typo my quotes But when i do, it's one hell of a good excuse to flake

I don't always typo my quotes But when i do, it's one hell of a good excuse to flake  Dos Equis man
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