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I don't always drink beer But when I do, I fuck fat girls.

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I fuck fat girls.  Dos Equis man

My game doesn't always crash but when it does it's when i haven't saved in a long time

My game doesn't always crash but when it does it's when i haven't saved in a long time  Dos Equis man

I don't always rock a rhyme that's right on time but when i do, it's tricky

I don't always rock a rhyme that's right on time but when i do, it's tricky  Dos Equis man

I don't post much But when I do, it's quoted and discussed.

I don't post much But when I do, it's quoted and discussed.  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer, but when i do, i beat my wife and kids

I don't always drink beer, but when i do, i beat my wife and kids  Dos Equis man

I don't usually do my homework But when I do, it's during first period.

I don't usually do my homework But when I do, it's during first period.  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I fuck fat chicks

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I fuck fat chicks  Dos Equis man

I don't always feel pressure on my chest during sleep paralysis But when I do, it is a satan-monkey.

I don't always feel pressure on my chest during sleep paralysis But when I do, it is a satan-monkey.  Dos Equis man

I don't always need to poo BUT WHEN I DO, it's when smoking hookah

I don't always need to poo BUT WHEN I DO, it's when smoking hookah  Dos Equis man

I don't usually interact with assholes But when i do, it's because I'm in a hurry and forgot to eat breakfast, and Wendy's is the only restaurant close by.

I don't usually interact with assholes  But when i do, it's because I'm in a hurry and forgot to eat breakfast, and Wendy's is the only restaurant close by.  Dos Equis man
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