Dog Logic

Cat food? More like five star cuisine

Cat food? More like five star cuisine  Dog Logic

I have no job. I have no responsibilities. I have no children. I have time on my side. You will fall from the tree. And I will annihilate you, furry squirrel. I will put the fucking hurt on you.

I have no job. I have no responsibilities. I have no children. I have time on my side. You will fall from the tree. And I will annihilate you, furry squirrel. I will put the fucking hurt on you.  Dog Logic

that porcupine put spines through my face Keep biting it, that'll show him

that porcupine put spines through my face Keep biting it, that'll show him  Dog Logic

Is that a tennis ball? I'm going to stare at it like a mental patient until you throw it

Is that a tennis ball? I'm going to stare at it like a mental patient until you throw it  Dog Logic

I wrapped myself around this tree one time I have no fucking clue how to get back

I wrapped myself around this tree one time I have no fucking clue how to get back  Dog Logic

My owner just spent an hour scrubbing me clean Better go check on all those puddles in the backyard

My owner just spent an hour scrubbing me clean Better go check on all those puddles in the backyard  Dog Logic

Not dizzy enough Time to try again and finally catch my tail

Not dizzy enough Time to try again and finally catch my tail  Dog Logic

No, I don't like dog food. If you need me, I'll be outside eating grass, dirt, and bugs.

No, I don't like dog food. If you need me, I'll be outside eating grass, dirt, and bugs.  Dog Logic

The intruder is gone But i'd better bark for 30 minutes just in case

The intruder is gone But i'd better bark for 30 minutes just in case  Dog Logic

If i eat my own vomit no one will ever know

If i eat my own vomit no one will ever know  Dog Logic
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