Dog Logic

My owner wants me to come in I should probably eat my own shit

My owner wants me to come in I should probably eat my own shit  Dog Logic

Cat poop? New cologne

Cat poop? New cologne  Dog Logic

I can't tell time So if you leave me alone even for a short time, I'm gonna fucking lose it.

I can't tell time So if you leave me alone even for a short time, I'm gonna fucking lose it.  Dog Logic

Master is sleeping and i need to shit better not wake him up and go in his room instead

Master is sleeping and i need to shit better not wake him up and go in his room instead  Dog Logic

There's an entire lake of water in front of me But I'm gonna lick it off of your back when your not looking

There's an entire lake of water in front of me But I'm gonna lick it off of  your back when your not looking  Dog Logic

you can lie all you want but i know there is a tennis ball in there

you can lie all you want but i know there is a tennis ball in there  Dog Logic

Eats own poop you're welcome

Eats own poop you're welcome  Dog Logic

Owner is talking to me better chase my tail to show him i'm listening

Owner is talking to me better chase my tail to show him i'm listening  Dog Logic

QUICK! PEE ON THAT BUSH, NO THE POWER POLE

QUICK! PEE ON THAT BUSH, NO THE POWER POLE  Dog Logic

That toddler who loves me is near my food dish I'll go bite his face

That toddler who loves me is near my food dish I'll go bite his face  Dog Logic
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