Dirtbag Daniel

"You need to be more open minded" Translation: "You should think what I think"

Tries to trip you Trips himself

Tries to trip you Trips himself  Dirtbag Daniel

Let's play some call of duty Screams the n word at 9 year olds every other sentence

Let's play some call of duty Screams the n word at 9 year olds every other sentence  Dirtbag Daniel

Asks you to drive his car Flips his shit if you adjust his mirrors

Asks you to drive his car Flips his shit if you adjust his mirrors  Dirtbag Daniel

Takes all the wings at the buffet before anyone else has a chance Wastes it

Takes all the wings at the buffet before anyone else has a chance Wastes it  Dirtbag Daniel

Champion of the 99% Hates tipping

Champion of the 99% Hates tipping  Dirtbag Daniel

Read Neil Strauss's book The game Pretty much a pro pickup artist now

Read Neil Strauss's book The game Pretty much a pro pickup artist now  Dirtbag Daniel

Tries to win your respect with threats

Tries to win your respect with threats  Dirtbag Daniel

Borrows your game, doesn't give it back "I gave it to my brother"

Borrows your game, doesn't give it back

Asks to borrow your car because his has less gas mileage

Asks to borrow your car because his has less gas mileage  Dirtbag Daniel
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