Dirtbag Daniel

Crashes motorcycle Sells it on craigslist without mentioning it

Crashes motorcycle Sells it on craigslist without mentioning it  Dirtbag Daniel

You can run But I run faster

You can run But I run faster  Dirtbag Daniel

Introduced to your girlfriend Tries to hit on her

Introduced to your girlfriend Tries to hit on her  Dirtbag Daniel

Borrows your shit Breaks it

Borrows your shit Breaks it  Dirtbag Daniel

“If you want to build a ship, don’t assign people tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea” Never builds his ship

“If you want to build a ship, don’t assign people tasks and work, 
but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea” Never builds his ship  Dirtbag Daniel

Gets books for free Tries to sell them to you for 5% off full price

Gets books for free Tries to sell them to you for 5% off full price  Dirtbag Daniel

Borrows your shit Gets angry when you ask for it back

Borrows your shit Gets angry when you ask for it back  Dirtbag Daniel

extensive criminal background trust me i'm going to be the best teacher

extensive criminal background trust me i'm going to be the best teacher  Dirtbag Daniel

"you're saying you've never masturbated to someone's facebook picture....."

Tells everyone that your girlfriend is an ugly skank Tries to hit on her

Tells everyone that your girlfriend is an ugly skank Tries to hit on her  Dirtbag Daniel
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