Dirtbag Daniel

Rear ends his friend's car Hit and run

Rear ends his friend's car Hit and run   Dirtbag Daniel

Complains that the world is fucked up Makes a living off stealing

Complains that the world is fucked up Makes a living off stealing   Dirtbag Daniel

"Bro take the wheel" "DUDE DON'T MOVE MY FUCKING MIRRORS"

"Yesterday I was clever and wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself" Never changes himself

Ends all his sentences with "ha."

Ends all his sentences with

Wanna go to pacific? lecture topics will include philosophy, economics, and astrophysics

Wanna go to pacific? lecture topics will include philosophy, economics, and astrophysics  Dirtbag Daniel

Calls everyone ignorant and hates America Has never been outside of of the U.S.

Calls everyone ignorant and hates America Has never been outside of of the U.S.  Dirtbag Daniel

“If you want to build a ship, don’t assign people tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea” Never builds his ship

“If you want to build a ship, don’t assign people tasks and work, 
but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea” Never builds his ship  Dirtbag Daniel

Tells everyone how to live a fulfilled life Spends his life stealing, playing call of duty and gambling

Tells everyone how to live a fulfilled life Spends his life stealing, playing call of duty and gambling  Dirtbag Daniel

"Last night my friend threw me a birthday party" "oh wait, that was you"

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