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I put in a kiosk order 5 minutes ago. "Where's my goddamn meat." customer Deli Lingo:

I put in a kiosk order 5 minutes ago.
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can i get that krakus ham.... shaved?

can i get that krakus ham.... shaved? Deli Memes
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Land O' Lakes Sharp? Fuck that shit

Land O' Lakes Sharp? Fuck that shit Deli Memes
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"can my kid have a slice?" "give my child a slice so i don't have to feed her later...." customer Deli Lingo:

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"can i get 3 ounces of boars head ham" 3 what????
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Asks customer if he/she is getting anything else before cutting the roast beef Customer: can I also get some salami Customer: "no" *Cuts Roast beef*

Asks customer if he/she is getting anything else before cutting the roast beef Customer: can I also get some salami Customer:
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"I need to grab more from the back." *Waits for reaction* "Okay!"
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"Can I get two pounds of bologna?" For what?.....
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Drops cheap roast beef end on the floor. Lands face down. Gone to a better place.

Drops cheap roast beef end on the floor. Lands face down. Gone to a better place. Deli Memes
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Customer: Is the chicken real chicken?

Customer: Is the chicken real chicken? Deli Memes
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