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"$3-worth of Boar's Head Ham." It's $9 a pound. Just say you want a fucking third.
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Can i have the fresh stuff from the fridge? same packet

Can i have the fresh stuff from the fridge? same packet Deli Memes
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"Half a pound of liverwurst, sliced." Please fuck yourself, sliced.

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"can i get a pound of boar's head ham..shaved!" *Sigh*
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I'll take the "Geh-noah" hard salami, but the one with no seeds. Genoa is not hard salami. those aren't seeds, they're peppercorns soaked in wine. I'm going to beat you to death.

I'll take the
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"Half a pound of...say-leen's, shay-len's, salem's, sah-len's, shah-len's, shah-leen's...how do you pronounce it? "Ham-off-the-fucking-bone."
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Cuts some meat Customer: "I said 1 pound not 1.0001 pounds"

Cuts some meat Customer:
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Oh, you want your cheese sliced so it doesn't stick? please tell me your life story on how hard your "stay at home mom" lifestyle is.....

Oh, you want your cheese sliced so it doesn't stick? please tell me your life story on how hard your
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"1kg Shoulder ham please" *shudders*
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"how can i help you" *points to what they want*
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