Deli Memes

*Sterilize dirty slicer with boiling hot water and fresh rag. scald self and Put on new gloves* customer: "I'm just looking to see if you washed your hands."

*Sterilize dirty slicer with boiling hot water and fresh rag. scald self and Put on new gloves* customer:

"Oh, the bakery's gone for the day?" "Can you write 'happy 200th birthday aniello, here's to 200 more! We love you pappy!' on this six-inch cake in rainbow icing??"

8:59 (Just cleaned the entire deli.) As a customer sneaks up. "I'm going to need three lbs of shaved ham. "I'm going to need you to go fuck yourself."

8:59 (Just cleaned the entire deli.) As a customer sneaks up.

Customer waits impatiently to be served "I want some turkey" "I want you to realize there are more then 1 f ing kinds of turkey, it's called read the tags"

Customer waits impatiently to be served

Oh, that's out of stock Crushed another dream.

Oh, that's out of stock Crushed another dream.  Deli Memes

"I want the most fragile and expensive cheese you have sliced as thin as possible." "why did you layer it?"

"can i have a pound of the..... douchemeyer bologna?" It's duetschmacher....learn how to fucking read

*grabs package from you touches your hand* *FUCK YOU DON'T TOUCH ME*

*grabs package from you touches your hand* *FUCK YOU DON'T TOUCH ME*  Deli Memes

8:58 "I need a pound of Piri Piri" "I need you to get the f away from my counter"

8:58

how's that slice, Miss? "thinner..."

how's that slice, Miss?
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