Debbie Downer

My doctor says, with my arteries in their condition, it's highly unlikely I'll live to see seventy

My doctor says, with my arteries in their condition, it's highly unlikely I'll live to see seventy  Debbie Downer

The problem that really keeps me up at night is feline AIDS It's the number one killer of domestic cats

The problem that really keeps me up at night is feline AIDS It's the number one killer of domestic cats  Debbie Downer

They never did catch that anthrax guy

 They never did catch that anthrax guy  Debbie Downer

You know who doesn’t loved being covered in oil? Sea birds

You know who doesn’t loved being covered in oil? Sea birds  Debbie Downer

You know who's excited about Christmas? the credit card companies

You know who's excited about Christmas? the credit card companies  Debbie Downer

By the way it's official I can't have children

By the way it's official I can't have children  Debbie Downer

Wake up The corn belt is now the crystal meth belt

Wake up The corn belt is now the crystal meth belt  Debbie Downer

Ever since they found Mad Cow Disease in the U.S., I'm not taking any chances It can live in your body for years, before it ravages your brain

Ever since they found Mad Cow Disease in the U.S., I'm not taking any chances It can live in your body for years, before it ravages your brain  Debbie Downer

By the way, it's official, they've located my birth mother Deceased

 By the way, it's official, they've located my birth mother Deceased  Debbie Downer

Guess who's in bed together: North Korea and Nukes

Guess who's in bed together: North Korea and Nukes  Debbie Downer
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