Dawson Sad

Everyone thinks I'm a Zack Morris look-alike

Everyone thinks  I'm a Zack Morris look-alike  Dawson Sad

I want to masturbate but I'm tired of my only nudy mag

I want to masturbate  but I'm tired of my only nudy mag  Dawson Sad

He snatched the zone ... with a car!

He snatched the zone ... with a car!  Dawson Sad

Seattle Makes me so sad..

Seattle Makes me so sad..  Dawson Sad

Has a problem that other people could relate to Can't make a meme out of it

Has a problem that other people could relate to Can't make a meme out of it  Dawson Sad

Every white van you see Driven by pedophile with candy

Every white van you see Driven by pedophile with candy  Dawson Sad

Left talkboy in a room to record secrets Nobody ever came into the room

Left talkboy in a room to record secrets Nobody ever came into the room  Dawson Sad

Waved at another Jeep and they didn't wave back

Waved at another Jeep and they didn't wave back  Dawson Sad

Recording favorite song on the radio with Talkboy phone rings

Recording favorite song on the radio with Talkboy phone rings  Dawson Sad

Even though I remember some of the 90s Reddit won't think I'm a "90s kid"

Even though I remember some of the 90s Reddit won't think I'm a
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