Dating Site Murderer

I will remove your ears of corn from the water, I think they are done

I will remove your ears of corn from the water, I think they are done  Dating Site Murderer

the cops found me feasting on babies. turns out you can't trap blue crabs until they're fully grown.

the cops found me 
feasting on babies. turns out you can't trap blue crabs until they're fully grown.   Dating Site Murderer

you are going to die of laughter when i tell you this joke

you are going to die of laughter when i tell you this joke  Dating Site Murderer

I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU ALL UNLESS YOU ARE ON MY TEAM

I'M GOING TO MURDER
YOU ALL UNLESS YOU ARE ON MY TEAM  Dating Site Murderer

"So i went on a killing spree last night... owned all these noobs in kill confirmed hardcore"

Your sister knows my desire to get our homework done by Monday. Let's study tonight!

Your sister knows my desire to get our homework done by Monday.  Let's study tonight!  Dating Site Murderer

I want to taste your blood orange gelato. It looks delicious.

I want to taste your blood
 orange gelato. It looks delicious.
  Dating Site Murderer

i will drink your blood red wine if you prefer the chardonnay

i will drink your blood red wine if you prefer           the chardonnay  Dating Site Murderer

I will hunt you down To return your wallet

I will hunt you down To return your wallet  Dating Site Murderer

FIRST SKYPE DATE? I SWEAR I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER

FIRST SKYPE DATE? I SWEAR I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER  Dating Site Murderer
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