Dating Site Murderer

The snapping you hear Is my new pet turtle, I call him Sheldon

The snapping you hear Is my new pet turtle, I call him Sheldon  Dating Site Murderer

YOU WILL PAY for nothing, dinner is on me

YOU WILL PAY for nothing,
dinner is on me  Dating Site Murderer

i've got a real big temper pedic mattress and i sleep like a baby on it

i've got a real big temper pedic mattress and i sleep like a baby on it  Dating Site Murderer

i will split your gut With an amazing joke i heard


i will split 
your gut With an amazing joke i heard  Dating Site Murderer

Liking a girl's photo on facebok "What if I come across as a creep?"

Liking a girl's photo on facebok

I will stab you With an Epipen if you have an allergic reaction

I will stab you With an Epipen if you have an allergic reaction  Dating Site Murderer

Im Emounicorn and im sexualy frustrated

Im Emounicorn and im sexualy frustrated  Dating Site Murderer

I am going to kill you softly with my song

I am going to kill you softly with my song  Dating Site Murderer

They will never find your body as attractive as I do.

They will never find your body as attractive as I do.  Dating Site Murderer

I'M GONNA TEAR YOU OPEN a baggy of spongebob fruit snacks.

I'M GONNA TEAR YOU OPEN a baggy of spongebob fruit snacks.  Dating Site Murderer
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