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I'm going to fuck you ...r neighbor up if he doesn't return your ladder soon.

I'm going to fuck you ...r neighbor up if he doesn't return your ladder soon.  Dating Site Murderer

i'll spoon your brain out if youre not ready to go all the way yet

i'll spoon your brain out if youre not ready to go all the way yet  Dating Site Murderer

I want to be there while you choke up during our favorite romantic comedy.

I want to be there
while you choke up during our 
favorite romantic comedy.   Dating Site Murderer

you are going to die laughing while watching "The Simpsons" on DVD

you are going 
to die  laughing while watching

HER PARTS ARE IN THE TRUNK NOW THAT I HELPED HER FIX THAT FLAT

HER PARTS ARE IN
THE TRUNK NOW THAT I HELPED HER
FIX THAT FLAT  Dating Site Murderer

I'll melt your face with these awesome new guitar riffs

I'll  melt your face with these awesome new guitar riffs  Dating Site Murderer

I will slaughter you my fattest cow

I will slaughter you my fattest cow  Dating Site Murderer

Your Vagina Will Be Torn to Shreds If You Don't Fix Your Bicycle Seat

Your Vagina Will Be Torn to Shreds If You Don't Fix Your Bicycle Seat  Dating Site Murderer

I WILL SPRAY YOUR BLOOD COVERED CLOTHES WITH BLEACH. IT'LL COME RIGHT OUT

I WILL SPRAY 
YOUR BLOOD COVERED CLOTHES WITH BLEACH. IT'LL COME RIGHT OUT  Dating Site Murderer

Come to Delta Chi Tonight. I'll be there

Come to Delta Chi Tonight.  I'll be there  Dating Site Murderer
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