Dating Site Murderer

I beat my wife to the door so I can open it for her

I beat my wife to the door so I can open it for her  Dating Site Murderer

If you want to see my ID you will die Laughing due to the hilarity of my picture

If you want to see my ID you will die Laughing due to the hilarity of my picture  Dating Site Murderer

I WANNA FUCK YOU

I WANNA FUCK YOU   Dating Site Murderer

YOU SHOULD BE BURIED BECAUSE YOU ARE MY TREASURE

YOU SHOULD BE BURIED BECAUSE YOU ARE MY TREASURE  Dating Site Murderer

I love Murder She Wrote. Its a great show.

I love Murder She Wrote. Its a great show.  Dating Site Murderer

Get in the car. Seriously. Get in the fucking car.

Get in the car. Seriously.

Get in the fucking car.

  Dating Site Murderer

I will cut you A Fresh Bouquet Of Flowers!

I will cut you A Fresh Bouquet Of Flowers!  Dating Site Murderer

You'll love misery... if you like Kathy Bates

You'll love misery... if you like Kathy Bates  Dating Site Murderer

stop calling me an axe murderer i prefer "chopping implement home defender"

stop calling me
 an axe murderer i prefer

I WILL CHOP YOUR CHILDREN 's steak if they can not chew it well.

I WILL CHOP 
YOUR CHILDREN 's steak if they can not chew it well.   Dating Site Murderer
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