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i will slit your throat and fuck your corpse

i will slit your
throat and fuck your corpse  Dating Site Murderer

don't call me an axe murderer I prefer the term chopping implement home defender

don't call me an axe
murderer  I prefer the term chopping implement home defender  Dating Site Murderer

This gag may make you wince but I think it's the funniest part of the show

This gag may make
 you wince but I think it's the funniest part of the show  Dating Site Murderer

You're gonna get desperate Housewives' addiction when you watch a whole season

You're gonna get desperate Housewives' addiction when you watch a whole season  Dating Site Murderer

my beard is huge my pubes are even bigger than my beard

my beard is huge my pubes are even bigger than my beard  Dating Site Murderer

I want to taste your blood cunnilingus during your period is okay with me

I want to taste 
your blood cunnilingus during your period is okay with me  Dating Site Murderer

i killed your mother in-law's infestation with pesticides

i killed your mother in-law's infestation with pesticides  Dating Site Murderer

I gutted your dad the salmon we caught on our bonding trip

I gutted your dad the salmon we caught on our bonding trip  Dating Site Murderer

I threw your cat his catnip toy for hours yesterda

I threw your cat his catnip toy for hours yesterda  Dating Site Murderer

I'm going to tie you up Some more balloons for the kids party

I'm going to tie you up Some more balloons for the kids party  Dating Site Murderer
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