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I took your family Out for an affordable, yet delightfully classy meal at Olive Garden.

I took your family Out for an affordable, yet delightfully classy meal at Olive Garden. Dating Site Murderer
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I WILL EAT YOUR HEART -y Italian bread because you're on the Atkins Diet

I WILL EAT YOUR HEART -y Italian bread because you're on the Atkins Diet Dating Site Murderer
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You will be dead tired after our morning jog

You will be dead tired after our morning jog Dating Site Murderer
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I hope you like eating through a straw because this smoothie I made for you is practically a full meal

I hope you like eating through a straw because this smoothie I made for you is practically a full meal Dating Site Murderer
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i will batter you some onion rings and fry till golden

i will batter you some onion rings and fry till golden Dating Site Murderer
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I will fry your children up some burgers if they are hungry

I will fry your children up some burgers if they are hungry Dating Site Murderer
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I love being a slasher film star

I love being a slasher film star Dating Site Murderer
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I will cut you a nice slice of pie.

I will cut you a nice slice of pie. Dating Site Murderer
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i will bury your family some treasures so the kids can go on a scavenger hunt

i will bury your family some treasures so the kids can go on a scavenger hunt Dating Site Murderer
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I keep my axe in the trunk if you want me to put on some deodorant before we go out

I keep my axe in the trunk if you want me to put on some deodorant before we go out Dating Site Murderer
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