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I will hunt you down because you dropped your wallet

I will hunt you down because you dropped your wallet Dating Site Murderer
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I am going to slice you a piece of this apple pie.

I am going to slice you a piece of this apple pie. Dating Site Murderer
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I FUCKED YOUR DEAD MOTHER 'S FLOWER ARRANGEMENT UP, I APOLOGIZE AND OFFER YOU THIS $5 COUPON TO OLIVE GARDEN AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR TROUBLES. PLEASE READ THE FINE PRINT BEFORE USING IT AS YOU MUST PURCHASE 2 ENTREES TO RECEIVE THE BENEFITS. AND IT EXP

I FUCKED YOUR DEAD MOTHER 'S FLOWER ARRANGEMENT UP, I APOLOGIZE AND OFFER YOU THIS $5 COUPON TO OLIVE GARDEN AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR TROUBLES. PLEASE READ THE FINE PRINT BEFORE USING IT AS YOU MUST PURCHASE 2 ENTREES TO RECEIVE THE BENEFITS. AND IT EXP Dating Site Murderer
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I will smother you with love and affection

I will smother you with love and affection Dating Site Murderer
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I will SMOTHER YOU With all my love

I will SMOTHER YOU With all my love Dating Site Murderer
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as soon as she falls asleep, i'll have my way with her dirty dishes. I thought cleaning them would be nice.

as soon as she falls asleep, i'll have my way with her dirty dishes. I thought cleaning them would be nice. Dating Site Murderer
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that awkward moment when you see, this guy staring at you' on a train..

that awkward moment when you see, this guy staring at you' on a train.. Dating Site Murderer
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ill eat the skin off of you ...r potatoes if you don't, because it's high in fiber and vitamin c

ill eat the skin off of you ...r potatoes if you don't, because it's high in fiber and vitamin c Dating Site Murderer
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I love killing free time with a good book.

I love killing free time with a good book. Dating Site Murderer
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I'M GONNA MACERATE SOME MINT LEAVES FOR YOUR MOJITO ON THIS HOT SUMMER DAY

I'M GONNA MACERATE SOME MINT LEAVES FOR YOUR MOJITO ON THIS HOT SUMMER DAY Dating Site Murderer
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