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Dating Site Murderer

I never set that to autorenew and I am in a meeting!

I never set that to autorenew and I am in a meeting! Dating Site Murderer
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Your body will burn if you don't put some sunscreen on.

Your body will burn if you don't put some sunscreen on. Dating Site Murderer
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shut up or i will kill you

shut up or i will kill you Dating Site Murderer
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I WANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD -Y MARYS - MY PLACE, THIS FRIDAY?

I WANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD -Y MARYS - MY PLACE, THIS FRIDAY? Dating Site Murderer
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Pray i don't find you peeking at your gifts under the christmas tree. (It's a bike!)

Pray i don't find you peeking at your gifts under the christmas tree. (It's a bike!) Dating Site Murderer
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you've got a pretty mouth have you considered a modelling career?

you've got a pretty mouth have you considered a modelling career? Dating Site Murderer
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get ready for anal i couldn't find the regular thermometer

get ready for anal i couldn't find the regular thermometer Dating Site Murderer
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I'm going to the closet where I keep my guns because I need to fart and I don't want to offend.

I'm going to the closet where I keep my guns because I need to fart and I don't want to offend. Dating Site Murderer
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I'll show you how a southern baptist takes out the trash Now, make sure you separate the recycling from the solid waste. Make sure you grab the bathroom trash.

I'll show you how a southern baptist takes out the trash Now, make sure you separate the recycling from the solid waste. Make sure you grab the bathroom trash. Dating Site Murderer
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I cut people some slack. We cant all be perfect

I cut people some slack. We cant all be perfect Dating Site Murderer
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