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Dating Site Murderer

I will shoot you a call about dinner tonight

I will shoot you a call about dinner tonight Dating Site Murderer
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Just leave the body suit on the ironing board! Suzie has ballet tonight

Just leave the body suit on the ironing board! Suzie has ballet tonight Dating Site Murderer
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NO ONE CAN HEAR YOUR SCREAMS of excitement without smiling. Happy birthday!

NO ONE CAN HEAR YOUR SCREAMS of excitement without smiling. Happy birthday! Dating Site Murderer
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I WILL BLOW YOU UP some really nice balloons for Valentine's Day

I WILL BLOW YOU UP some really nice balloons for Valentine's Day Dating Site Murderer
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I will bust your gut with this hilarious new joke I made up.

I will bust your gut with this hilarious new joke I made up. Dating Site Murderer
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Roses are red, violet are blue, and I'm going to kill your new puppy.

Roses are red, violet are blue, and I'm going to kill your new puppy. Dating Site Murderer
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I Came... 3000 miles to give you my seed

I Came... 3000 miles to give you my seed Dating Site Murderer
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Get into my van right now You've gotta see my new sound system

Get into my van right now You've gotta see my new sound system Dating Site Murderer
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i want to taste your blood sausage that your friends rave so much about

i want to taste your blood sausage that your friends rave so much about Dating Site Murderer
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I got out the guns and roses album you wanted to borrow

I got out the guns and roses album you wanted to borrow Dating Site Murderer
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