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Nobody loves you like I do

Nobody loves you like I do  Dating Site Murderer

i will drill holes in your head gaskets so they can be used in your mustang

i will drill holes in your head gaskets so they can be used in your mustang  Dating Site Murderer

Did you just say XCOM FPS?

Did you just say XCOM FPS?  Dating Site Murderer

get off my property tax forms, mr. whiskers. i can't fill them out with you sitting there.

get off my property tax forms, mr. whiskers. i can't fill them out with you sitting there.  Dating Site Murderer

I'm going to eat your baby asparagus which you so thoughtfully made for dinner

I'm going to eat your baby asparagus which you so thoughtfully made for dinner  Dating Site Murderer

If someone stole my laundry, I'd kill for someone to bring it back

If someone stole my laundry, I'd kill for someone to bring it back  Dating Site Murderer

There is no one around for miles That can make a meal as lovely as you can

There is no one around for miles That can make a meal as lovely as you can  Dating Site Murderer

I will find your daughter The best christmas present

I will find your daughter The best christmas present  Dating Site Murderer

I like to beat women to the door so I can open it for them

I like to beat women  to the door so I can open it for them  Dating Site Murderer

you're going to be on my wall once i tag these pictures on facebook

you're going to be
on my wall once i tag these pictures on facebook  Dating Site Murderer
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