Crippling Alcoholic

pizza boxes? in my vagina? it's more common than you think

pizza boxes? in my vagina? it's more common than you think  Crippling Alcoholic

I almost walked to the fridge to get beer but i forgot all my beer was beside me because I was too fucking lazy to put it in the fridge.

I almost walked to the fridge to get beer but i forgot all my beer was beside me because I was too fucking lazy to put it in the fridge.  Crippling Alcoholic

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SAYING, SOMEBODY ELSE NEEDS TO CALL... I'M A RAGE-QUITTING BITCH!

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SAYING, SOMEBODY ELSE NEEDS TO CALL... I'M A RAGE-QUITTING BITCH!  Crippling Alcoholic

Plans to not drink so much tonight...... Blacks OUT

Plans to not drink so much tonight...... Blacks OUT  Crippling Alcoholic

MY CO-WORKER TOLD ME I SMELL LIKE BOOZE I SAID "I'M AN ALCOHOLIC, BITCH!"

MY CO-WORKER TOLD ME
I SMELL LIKE BOOZE I SAID

I pregamed HARDER THAN YOU PARTY

I pregamed HARDER THAN YOU PARTY  Crippling Alcoholic

MY CO-WORKER TOLD ME I SMELL LIKE BOOZE I BROKE MY HEADPHONES

MY CO-WORKER TOLD ME
I SMELL LIKE BOOZE I BROKE MY HEADPHONES  Crippling Alcoholic

THAT'S NOT A TIE ITS A BEER BOTTLE

THAT'S NOT A TIE ITS A BEER BOTTLE  Crippling Alcoholic

I work... until beer o'clock

I work... until beer o'clock  Crippling Alcoholic

Hungry? Beer for dinner.

Hungry? Beer for dinner.   Crippling Alcoholic
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