Crippling Alcoholic

I propose we drink before we go out drinking

I propose we drink before we go out drinking  Crippling Alcoholic

pees on the couch more than a blind deer

pees on the couch more than a blind deer  Crippling Alcoholic

I'm not classy as fuck. I'm a classy ass-fuck!

I'm not classy as fuck. I'm a classy
ass-fuck!  Crippling Alcoholic

Friends say I drink too much Time to find some new friends

Friends say I drink too much Time to find some new friends  Crippling Alcoholic

Happy hour with office co-workers Bad idea

Happy hour with office co-workers Bad idea   Crippling Alcoholic

feel really sick puke; instantly ready to drink again

feel really sick puke; instantly ready to drink again  Crippling Alcoholic

i have no idea why i'm laughing

i have no idea  why i'm laughing  Crippling Alcoholic

Pisses bed while blacked out Meh, turn the mattress over in the morning

Pisses bed while blacked out Meh, turn the mattress over in the morning  Crippling Alcoholic

Crashes rental car while crossing international border Passes roadside sobriety test

Crashes rental car while crossing international border Passes roadside sobriety test  Crippling Alcoholic

2 hours late and throwing up my power went out

2 hours late and throwing up  my power went out  Crippling Alcoholic
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