Creepy Wonka

your parents bought you an iphone,a macbook,and a car?and they're paying for your school? please,tell me how hard your life is.

your parents bought you an iphone,a macbook,and a car?and they're paying for your school? please,tell me how hard your life is.  Creepy Wonka

You just graduated and can't find a job? I'd pay to see you naked... wait did I just say that out loud

You just graduated and can't find a job? I'd pay to see you naked... wait did I just say that out loud  Creepy Wonka

As a jewish american, you feel persecuted? That must be awful

As a jewish american, you feel persecuted? That must be awful  Creepy Wonka

my my that sure is a nice goatee I bet the ladies love that

my my that sure is a nice goatee I bet the ladies love that  Creepy Wonka

oh, you think freedom is slavery? you must watch the news every day

oh, you think freedom is slavery? you must watch the news every day  Creepy Wonka

You watch playoff hockey? Please, tell me how big of a hockey fan are you

You watch playoff hockey? Please, tell me how big of a hockey fan are you  Creepy Wonka

the inspiration for the wonka bar is the one in my pants

the inspiration for the wonka bar is the one in my pants  Creepy Wonka

Oh, someone mentioned Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Please remind me how the entire movie goes.

Oh, someone mentioned Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Please remind me how the entire movie goes.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, it's your first rage comic? Well then we certainly won't downvote you to oblivion

Oh, it's your first rage comic? Well then we certainly won't downvote you to oblivion  Creepy Wonka

hey look at me, i'm zach fuck you

hey look at me, i'm zach fuck you  Creepy Wonka
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