Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're a communications major? that must really help out when waiting tables

Oh, you're a communications major? that must really help out when waiting tables  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You're an 18 year old liberal? Please share your political wisdom

Oh, You're an 18 year old liberal?  Please share your political wisdom   Creepy Wonka

Oh, you know about rage faces? You must know the internet

Oh, you know about rage faces? You must know the internet  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you have a degree in dance? I'll have the grand slam, please

Oh, you have a degree in dance? I'll have the grand slam, please  Creepy Wonka

Oh you've been on reddit for 5 years? Allow me to kill myself for jumping on late

Oh you've been on reddit for 5 years? Allow me to kill myself for jumping on late  Creepy Wonka

Oh you're still in college? I remember when I thought I was busy too.

Oh you're still in college? I remember when I thought I was busy too.  Creepy Wonka

You're daddy isn't a monkey, you say? Well I guess that proves we were wrong about evolution

You're daddy isn't a monkey, you say? Well I guess that proves we were wrong about evolution  Creepy Wonka

You pulled an all-nighter finishing a paper? You must be so sleep deprived.

You pulled an all-nighter finishing a paper? You must be so sleep deprived.  Creepy Wonka

some people believe in everlasting life i believe in the everlasting gobstopper

some people believe in everlasting life i believe in the everlasting gobstopper  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're 30 years old and still live at home? Please, give me more life advice

Oh, you're 30 years old and still live at home? Please, give me more life advice  Creepy Wonka
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