Creepy Wonka

You're 30 and don't want kids? You'll change your mind when you're older.

You're 30 and don't want kids? You'll change your mind when you're older.  Creepy Wonka

oh, so you dropped out of college? please continue to justify why you thought it was a good idea

oh, so you dropped out of college? please continue to justify why you thought it was a good idea  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you can't get to the front page? You must be so upset.

Oh, you can't get to the front page? You must be so upset.  Creepy Wonka

Your life is stressful? Please, do go on.

Your life is stressful? Please, do go on.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, so you work out in those shoes with the individual toes? You must be in such good shape

Oh, so you work out in those shoes with the individual toes? You must be in such good shape  Creepy Wonka

your rutgers meme got a lot of likes? please, tell me more about how witty you are

your rutgers meme got a lot of likes? please, tell me more about how witty you are  Creepy Wonka

Your school raised ten million dollars to combat pediatric cancer? You must be such a wonderful person.

Your school raised ten million dollars to combat pediatric cancer? You must be such a wonderful person.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're taking a trip to Portland? I bet you planned that waaay before it was cool.

Oh, you're taking a trip to Portland? I bet you planned that waaay before it was cool.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, look at all the fucks you give? Then Please keep talking about it

Oh, look at all the fucks you give? Then Please keep talking about it  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You have girls two years younger than you trying to get on? You must be the hottest shit in school

Oh, You have girls two years younger than you trying to get on? You must be the hottest shit in school  Creepy Wonka
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