Creepy Wonka

Oh, You're in the swanson school of engineering? Please continue to bitch to me about your shitty life.

Oh, You're in the swanson school of engineering? Please continue to bitch to me about your shitty life.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You're being persecuted for being a Christian in America? Then tell the Egyptian Coptic Christians what it feels like to be persecuted in america, they are literally dying to know what that feels like.

Oh, You're being persecuted for being a Christian in America? Then tell the Egyptian Coptic Christians what it feels like to be persecuted in america, they are literally dying to know what that feels like.  Creepy Wonka

College senior - jaded and cynical about life? You have no fucking idea what's in store.

College senior - jaded and cynical about life? You have no fucking idea what's in store.  Creepy Wonka

You'd rather say 'Merry Christmas' instead of 'Happy Holidays?' you're such a rebel

You'd rather say 'Merry Christmas' instead of 'Happy Holidays?'  you're such a rebel  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You're younger than I am? Idiot

Oh, You're younger than I am? Idiot  Creepy Wonka

You did what today?! Please add another mundane Facebook update so we can all enjoy it.

You did what today?!  Please add another mundane Facebook update so we can all enjoy it.  Creepy Wonka

You tie up your hoodie strings in a bow? Please, enlighten me on your fashion expertise

You tie up your hoodie strings in a bow? Please, enlighten me on your fashion expertise  Creepy Wonka

You have a Cummins Diesel with dualies? How adorable.

You have a Cummins Diesel with dualies? How adorable.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you live in babcock? Tell me all about how you care about diversity and that the controllable heating means nothing to you.

Oh, you live in babcock? Tell me all about how you care about diversity and that the controllable heating means nothing to you.  Creepy Wonka

You walked all the way up the stairs from Lower to the Quad? You must be a mountaineer

You walked all the way up the stairs from Lower to the Quad? You must be a mountaineer  Creepy Wonka
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